Pfft, you really think I'd believe that this thing would placate you? I got it because I figured you could use a little colour in your life. You're very... black and white.

We can do something other than this needle drama you know.

Speaking of which, I honestly don't have them.

[And he doesn't. So he's technically being honest here.]

I'd be a prime suspect no matter what happens, so I'm not too upset over it.